Let us now take the time to talk about a little girl named Payal, who we are bringing back with us in a suitcase, how's that for an interactive souvenir? Payal is the 3-year-old great granddaughter of Hiru Didi, Mohenna's aunt and uncle have brought her to stay at their home to make sure that she can get a good education and open up doors for her in the future for professional careers that her family would not have been able to provide her with. Never have we seen a more energetic, beautiful, and affectionate little girl. The moment she walks in the room she instantly sits, or more like climbs, onto someone's lap shrieking with joy. Her favorite word is 'pagol' which means crazy person - not a surprise considering she deals with Hiru Didi all day long. While Nora was getting ready after her shower, Payal stood next to her and watched with amazement as she put product in her hair and sprayed perfume. Next thing we know, Payal walks into the 'big room' with the same products on, "Nora didi" (as called by Payal) has now become her favorite person, opening her eyes to the world of... cosmetics.
Leepa insisted (kind of...) to get our nails done, and the experience turned out to be one of the wildest but most relaxing of our lives. A 200 rupee ($4.20) pedicure is an hour long ordeal complete with massages. But, unlike America where the beauticians may snickers about ones feet behind their backs, in India the male manicurists were very open about their distaste, disgust, and overall bewilderment with the state of Nora's feet. Each time they would scrub them, they would proceed to present her with the dead skin that had fallen off, and say "do you like this pedicure?" and "feel your feet" in the most self-congratulatory manner. When they were informed that Nora had not had a pedicure in two years, he gave her a sick look and proceeded to point out how dry and coarse her hair was, welcoming her back to him next Tuesday for a hair treatment and scalp massage. She declined politely. Nora probably said "sorry" at least one hundred times throughout her "pedicure," and by the end she felt very close with this man, who all she could really do was smile at and he would smile back at her. He closed by telling us he did not believe we were from America with the state of our extremities. Congratulations for whoever made it through that paragraph.
Once we were done, with Looks Salon, we met up with Aman and took him to FUN CITY. Walking around the mall together was a blast- we looked like an odd, odd threesome. Aman, though Indian, looks either Italian or like a Sephardic Jew, according to Nora. His hair looks like Ringo's, and he refuses to cut it. The ambiguity of Mohenna's ethnicity confused many also, but almost resulted in free Gulab Jamun- they were confused whether she was American,Chinese, or Indian. Nora, well, just sticks out. Aman led us to Fun City, but we only allowed him to respond to the Italian names "Leonardo" and "Roberto." Poor child. At FUN CITY, we worked hard to earn Aman tickets for prizes (52). It was literally 100 degrees in FUN CITY, and Nora and Leonardo played DDR against each other, attracting an array of onlookers from the mall. Nora failed miserably. They also played a fun but twisted game that would not fly in America by its safety laws- you hold on to a metal bar for as long as possible while it electrocutes/shocks you until you must let go. Aman and Nora made it to 3000, whatever that means, and earned about 11 tickets.
Mohenna was melting and did not find FUN CITY as enjoyable as Nora and Leonardo. We made it home, leaving Leepa at Looks Salon to get a THREE HOUR long head massage. Back at home, Payal was very jealous of our nails, and we decided to give her her own manicure and pedicure. She got to pick the colors and was thrilled with her bright blue and neon pink nails. Hiru Didi looks on and just screams at no one in particular (for the Graham's- she is Helen but 20 times more insane).
Once we were done, with Looks Salon, we met up with Aman and took him to FUN CITY. Walking around the mall together was a blast- we looked like an odd, odd threesome. Aman, though Indian, looks either Italian or like a Sephardic Jew, according to Nora. His hair looks like Ringo's, and he refuses to cut it. The ambiguity of Mohenna's ethnicity confused many also, but almost resulted in free Gulab Jamun- they were confused whether she was American,Chinese, or Indian. Nora, well, just sticks out. Aman led us to Fun City, but we only allowed him to respond to the Italian names "Leonardo" and "Roberto." Poor child. At FUN CITY, we worked hard to earn Aman tickets for prizes (52). It was literally 100 degrees in FUN CITY, and Nora and Leonardo played DDR against each other, attracting an array of onlookers from the mall. Nora failed miserably. They also played a fun but twisted game that would not fly in America by its safety laws- you hold on to a metal bar for as long as possible while it electrocutes/shocks you until you must let go. Aman and Nora made it to 3000, whatever that means, and earned about 11 tickets.
Mohenna was melting and did not find FUN CITY as enjoyable as Nora and Leonardo. We made it home, leaving Leepa at Looks Salon to get a THREE HOUR long head massage. Back at home, Payal was very jealous of our nails, and we decided to give her her own manicure and pedicure. She got to pick the colors and was thrilled with her bright blue and neon pink nails. Hiru Didi looks on and just screams at no one in particular (for the Graham's- she is Helen but 20 times more insane).
We passed out for 3 hours and then woke up irritable and ready for chicken biriyani and beer, which Hiru Didi was shocked that Nora was drinking. Afterwards, we skyped with some Haverfordians who told us to stop relaxing and get to work, which we assured them and everyone else reading this blog that we will on Monday morning. Nora hates Will Reilly.
We have to go to sleep now- this blog is the result of two benadryls and melatonins.
We have to go to sleep now- this blog is the result of two benadryls and melatonins.
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